How to become a blogger?

So Im lucky to make it this far. Thanks Google! But im stuck.I have a lot of questions.I dont know where to start.

How can I edit my blog?

How to make a blog?

I have a lot in mind that I want to write about but I have to know the basics first.

Is there a blog angel?

Can you help me?

How to add picture?

Edit colors?

Im so stupid reading the signs and symbols  //,.>(0) to enhance the article.

I created this 2:28 PM Pacific Daylight Time.

It's now 6:23 PM.I learned how to use the Design Template.Amazing! Still learning....

Im multitasking today.Im working on a hundred task at once.

So at 8:33PM I learned how to add pictures

I'm reading this article today 08/21/2015.And ill be reading the related articles to help me get through this.
http://www.wikihow.com/Start-a-Blog-on-Blogger